Glounched

When a big toe is inserted into an anus in a violent manner.

“If you don’t cut it out, you’re going to get glounched.

by Theticklemaster May 18, 2019

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!

by YGproductions April 9, 2016

Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

by gezzzza December 14, 2010

glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand

“ I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”

by drac69 February 26, 2020

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

grounced

it's another word for crunk.

"How many did he have last night?"
"I can't remember, 47? I was grounced too."

by gDunbar February 7, 2008

Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014