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glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand
I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”
by drac69 February 26, 2020
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Glounched

When a big toe is inserted into an anus in a violent manner.
“If you don’t cut it out, you’re going to get glounched.
by Theticklemaster May 18, 2019
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glaunched

scottish slang for ugly or stupid-looking
OMG Cerys is looking so glaunched today! What a shame.
by getglaunched July 18, 2021
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Gaunched

To be self-geeked. Something that is not learned, but inherited.
"MOTHERFUCKER I AM GAUNCHED"
by HotLatina557 June 26, 2024
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Glynched

A versatile slang term used to replace just about any intense, chaotic, or spicy word—kind of like a wildcard for cussing, shade, or dramatic emphasis. Invented to add flavor and drama without being predictable.
Depending on the context, “glynched” can mean:
• getting wrecked (physically, emotionally, socially)
• being disrespected
• acting wild or outta pocket
• used in place of “bitch,” “fuck,” “damn,” or even “what the hell
• “Bro just got glynched in the group chat.”
• “You better glynch off before I lose it.”
• “What the actual glynch is going on?”
• “That girl’s acting like a straight-up glynch today.”
• “Get glynched.”
by sikebratz June 19, 2025
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