glaunché

how could one even define such a word? the é is not pronounced, just for all you fake glaunchers out there who need it made known.

Wow… now THAT’s glaunché.

by therealshoulder April 8, 2022

Glounched

When a big toe is inserted into an anus in a violent manner.

“If you don’t cut it out, you’re going to get glounched.

by Theticklemaster May 18, 2019

glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand

“ I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”

by drac69 February 26, 2020

Glaunch

To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.

Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."

by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014

glaunched

scottish slang for ugly or stupid-looking

OMG Cerys is looking so glaunched today! What a shame.

by getglaunched July 18, 2021

grauncher

The 4th type of kissing, a graunch. Severe face-eating.

Having a meal in your significant others mouth.

Example:
Bob: Have you heard of my friend Steve?

John: What? Do you mean Steve the grauncher?

by Maido56 February 9, 2023

Gaunched

To be self-geeked. Something that is not learned, but inherited.

"MOTHERFUCKER I AM GAUNCHED"

by HotLatina557 June 26, 2024