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When a big toe is inserted into an anus in a violent manner.
“If you don’t cut it out, you’re going to get glounched.
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glunched 

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand
I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”
glunched by drac69 February 26, 2020
To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.
Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."
Glaunch by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014

glaunched 

scottish slang for ugly or stupid-looking
OMG Cerys is looking so glaunched today! What a shame.
glaunched by getglaunched July 18, 2021

grauncher 

The 4th type of kissing, a graunch. Severe face-eating.

Having a meal in your significant others mouth.
Example:
Bob: Have you heard of my friend Steve?

John: What? Do you mean Steve the grauncher?
grauncher by Maido56 February 9, 2023
To be self-geeked. Something that is not learned, but inherited.
"MOTHERFUCKER I AM GAUNCHED"
Gaunched by HotLatina557 June 26, 2024