Glophing

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it

I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

glophigus

The act of pooping on a sidewalk

Johnny, did you hear that Ron likes to glophigus

by Podsy May 22, 2020

Glopping

Glopping is the sound a dog makes when licking its anus or genitals. Normally late at night or when trying to sleep.

What's that noise Rod??

It's just Brutus in the corner glopping!

by Perth bogan August 17, 2018

Glyphing

In typography, glyphing is an elemental symbol within an agreed set of symbols, intended to represent a readable character for the purposes of writing

Hey, do you wanna start Glyphing with Me? We can learn all types of interesting Things.

by Zadolf Zitler October 11, 2019

gloshing

The act of global shopping, purchasing things from different countries.

I went gloshing online and saved a fortune!

by onlineglosher May 8, 2009

Glopping

Glopping is slang for menstruation, aka having your period or being on the rag. Women often prefer this to more vulgar terminology because it can be used in public or as an inside joke.

"She is really cranky because she is glopping this week."

derivative usages:
"have a hemogloppin day".
"its Gloptoberfest in my house this week".
"next week is Gloptober".
heavy flow days may be described as "gloptastic"

by Vapor162 September 6, 2013

golphing

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.

I'm going to the pool to play Golph.

by Comp June 15, 2003