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Geophing 

The act of doing anything to please your boss, often sexual favors.
Jeff was really geophing hard for Jeff! Had his whole wang in his thang!
Geophing by Mik3kill May 17, 2023
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When your joking around in a gay tone with your friends, when you are definitely straight.
This nigga Jason be gophing, whipping out his cock in Tyler's face and shit, but it's good cuz he straight... prolly.
gophing by ChinaNumba one! May 4, 2017
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The unwanted act of two or more people mouthing then continuing on to fist each other in strange and innapropriate places.
I, unfortunately, witnessed Matt and Helen gophing in the Hillarys public bathrooms.
gophing by yetter of many ballz April 21, 2021
Shortform for "I don't get it". Often used to say something or someone doesnt understand something.
Bob : Hey Toms, do you understand Quantum Tunneling Now.
Toms: No, im gephing.
Gephing by Steven Starchling March 28, 2018
Comes from the saying "I don't get it".

Often to describe someone doesn't understand something.
Bill: Hey Jimmy, did you understand the last maths lesson.
Jimmy: No, im gephing
gephing by Steven Starchling April 3, 2018

Glophing 

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it
I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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