Glophing

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it
I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 14, 2025
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Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after
How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 14, 2025
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