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gloobashoo 

When you don't want to go brush your teeth but you have too
Your dad:- Go brush your teeth
Me- gloobashooooooo
gloobashoo by ultimategloobashoo December 11, 2020
Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.
Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.
Goobus by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017
A very wise superior being
The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.
Glorbus by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

globus profundus 

Latin/code word for balls deep.
hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus
globus profundus by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011

Globus Glider 

A Globus Glider is a term used for artists with no form of creativity whatsoever, so they proceed to mimic styles from other "artists"
"You see that new post by my friend on NewGrounds?" "Yeah, he seems like a globus glider to me."
Globus Glider by AFFhole September 25, 2022
A huge idiot
Variation of a "Goof"
You can't sit with us, you goobus
Goobus by Caitlinsara May 30, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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