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gloobashoo 

When you don't want to go brush your teeth but you have too
Your dad:- Go brush your teeth
Me- gloobashooooooo
gloobashoo by ultimategloobashoo December 11, 2020
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gloobanga 

When you a person only pursues a Male/Female to cum in their Asshole
I am part of the church of Gloobanga.
I am Gloobanging her.
Did you see how that Gloobanger took that niggafart like a pro?!
When you have a burnt up wad of gas stuck in your bong.
Jim- Damn I be puffin this shit but ya boys got a glook

Hebert- a glooka?
glooka by Z-dad March 9, 2018
a word to describe the shittness of life. When everything in the world seems to be going againest you then you are in deep glooba.
idiotic boyfriend: 'holy shit dude my girl just caught me gettin a blow job of her sister!"

friend of idiotic boyfriend: 'man your in deep glooba!'
glooba by PlipandPlop July 25, 2006

Gloobage 

The act of another individual taking a drag off of your cigarette, and handing it back to you with copious amounts of slobber and saliva.
Gene: Hey, can I have a drag?
Erik: Sure, here ya go!
Erik: Geez, Gene, You gloobaged my smoke!
Gloobage by eloke October 9, 2008
Crunchy, cheezy chip. Cheeto-like.
Me likey the glooba!
glooba by Baby No October 30, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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