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Globalgasm 

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.
"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"
Globalga is used to define my fave & global superstar Lady Gaga!
My fave Globalga's album Chromatica just reached #1 in Kingdom of Arrendale Shazam Charts! Taylocal could never.
globalga by Txmii May 9, 2023

Gloobing 

The action of putting you entire fist inside of someones ear hole
I told you to stop Gloobing me while I sleep
Gloobing by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023

Gloobage 

The act of another individual taking a drag off of your cigarette, and handing it back to you with copious amounts of slobber and saliva.
Gene: Hey, can I have a drag?
Erik: Sure, here ya go!
Erik: Geez, Gene, You gloobaged my smoke!
Gloobage by eloke October 9, 2008

Globanaught

An idiotic Siamese cat that finds enjoyment in running in to solid objects such as walls, doors and Porsche Macan’s.
Globanaught is being a right c**t today!
Globanaught by Globanaught4ever February 20, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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