A gloede is a potato. Not your typical spud of course. It is a term to describe someone with the motivation, looks, and intelligence of a potato.
-Let's not bother with that guy, his brain is fried like a vegetable. He's a gloede.
-It's like arguing with a gloede, you don't understand or hear anything!!
-It's like arguing with a gloede, you don't understand or hear anything!!
by Grilled Asparagus May 21, 2021
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Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.
Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
by Jrubadub March 3, 2011
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Gleeder is an English expression many in the East Midlands use for when you get a big puss
spot come up on your face or body
spot come up on your face or body
by JohnnyWonder October 1, 2018
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by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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by BMPGC April 21, 2011
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