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Find a Vietnamese minor, preferably one with giant fucked up cheeks and pretends to be a stoner. While you're fucking her, scream out how much you hate people that speak out against you.
"I hate you, Reno! I hate you, Jae! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Glindon by Ron November 28, 2004
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Glendon Alberta 

The most tiny hole home to racists and perverts alike. Don’t be afraid there’s a giant cultist like statue of a pierogi that towers like the satanic relic it is. Mostly home to crack heads and your local creeps every now and then. WELCOME HOME
Person1: Oh hey remeber that pierogi?
Person2: yeah do you remember the crack head?
Persons 1&2: well this is Glendon Alberta after all!
Glendon Alberta by 58392948482 October 9, 2019
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Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful

Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
Wonderful friend and a person who can keep a conversation going. Glendon can roast the dumbass of the group but also take a roast. He's fun and lively and likes anime. Also he's a furry and goes in dry.
Woah that guy is pretty cool but he OwO'd at me, he must be glendon.
Glendon by Real Waffles August 11, 2019
The bilingual (english and french) liberal arts campus of York University. Located in the upscale area of Toronto, Canada. Small student population and a campus that looks like a park. Very nice place to study
I go to Glendon.

Glendonite = someone who goes to Glendon
glendon by across_the_sea December 19, 2005
the feeling one gets when navigating a Gint Boat.
I'm all up on that gint boat and I'm glindo af, scro!
glindo by grondis August 1, 2020
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