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guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
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Glido • glidow • Guido • gildo • Glider • glados • Glidewelled • Glitoris • glide • glid
Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

King Ghidorah 

A three headed two tailed giant dragon who rivals Godzilla.

First appeared in Ghidorah the three headed monster and was the antagonist of the movie before getting destroyed by Godzilla, Rodan and a Mothra Larve.

Spent the rest of the Showa era being controlled by aliens.

In the Heisei series he showed up due to people from the future bringing three Dorats to the place where a Godzillasaurus got turned into Godzilla. He gets completely destroyed in the fight.

Comes back later in the Movie as Mecha King Ghidora and dies while almost killing Godzilla

In the millenium series shows up as a Hero to fight Godzilla and dies

Monster X turns into Keiser Ghidorah who almost Defeats Godzilla before getting the beat down of his life.

In the animated Godzilla trilogy shows up in the most anticlimactic battle ever before running away.

Will show up in 2019's Godzilla King of the Monsters on May 31st
King Ghidorah is controlled by aliens again, King Ghidorah seems Powerful, King Ghidorah got wrecked by Godzilla again, Why does Monster X have to turn into a monster Godzilla has Killed several times.
King Ghidorah by Godzilla8000 April 18, 2019
UK Slang: The equivalent of being on a warpath or looking for vengeance.

(Please stop posting nonsense definitions)
I tried to calm Tony down but he's glidin' (gliding). He's on smoke, fuming!
Gliding by sorrowful_mage July 26, 2021
a really cool family from greece
they are definitely a Glinos family
Glinos by bonnysa November 21, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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