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When a girl is straight gummed out and she hops down on your acorn cap and just starts gliden on that thang. Gliders usually are a flat rate, where you have to pay per pump. No body is to good or to bad for a glider. They are a symbol of status in some communities. If you get gliders on a regular basis, then you will be christened will the title: Glide Daddy.
Dude I swear on my life, she bit down on a hammer and broke all her fuckin teeth out, then proceed to start boppin on my tree trunk. Then out of fuckin left field she just starts gliden on it. No hands. I always wanted a glider and my dream finally came true. So thankful, so blessed. Fam out
by Itsyaboii February 21, 2015
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1) A very light aircraft, also called sailplane without engine thrust. It needs to be lifted up by a small prop aircraft. Once it is at a sufficent altitude, the cable used for lifting up is detached from its nose and the glider flies freely. In order to maintain its altitude, glider pilots use to catch the so called lifting or ascending windstreams, usually generated by hot air moving up to clouds, and mountainous landscapes.

2)Usually told about an aircraft who has lost any thrust because of engine failure or running out of fuel.
1) "A good pilot should be able to fly gliders (sailplanes) before he flies an engine airplane."

2) "DELTA 2, Bingo fuel! RTB"
...after a while...
"DELTA 2, we're gliders!"
"BASE to DELTA 2, uncorrect, you're fucked up!"
by DoctorFred February 25, 2007
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A gay male waiter at any restaurant.
Watch them carry a tray of food to the customer. They don't just walk, they Glide! Their heads do not move, they just keep focused on moving forward. "Hey Irwin, our waiter is a glider!"
by Kevin O'Brien August 30, 2006
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A glider is a woman with a loose and very well lubricated vaginal region allowing a gliding effect upon entry of the male penis.

To be a true glider however, some may argue that the woman must be fully aroused for the optimum gliding effect though some have reported an effortless glide on un aroused and often sedated females.
"she's a pure glider n that"
by Blegteg May 18, 2008
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