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Glibber globbered

The act of consuming such an extreme amount of alcohol that it is impossible to describe your state of mind.
Bruh I was so glibber globbered last night…I John Cena’d my ex boyfriend in the middle of the function!
by shutupbrailen January 28, 2022
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glibber globber

the sound a person makes when someone bites the.
it is amplified when the bite is chonky.
*rucha bites kalyani*
kalyani: what the heck you bit me GLIBBER GLOBBER
rucha: NO! it wasnt me it was the passing by girl in blue hair.
by bluegirlbitme July 13, 2022
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Grizzly Globber

John told Erik to give him the Grizzly Globber At last Nights party.
by Jaavie July 10, 2020
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globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal
tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete
Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise
made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he
has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.
Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and
he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or
speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of
opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon
Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its
microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary
omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of
something which is floopy".
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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Globber

One who would be a Blogger, but for lack of any useful information or literary talent, fills up your screen pixels with globs of text too painful to read.
Clueless: Hey did you see what Trey posted on his Tuesday blog?
Enlightened: Man, I can't stomach that Globber! He needs to switch to cereal box writing before he puts someone into a coma.
by Astel April 28, 2010
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shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum
last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber
by Nick Varas November 24, 2004
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globber

Disgusting, viscous fluid such as the saliva that collects around an active mastiff's mouth, semen, snot, or other similar substances. Can also be used as a verb meaning to produce globber or to deposit globber.
Fido's mouth is covered in globber. Fido globbers too much. Don't globber on me, Fido.
by ISE May 15, 2008
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