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Glenville 

A town near Schenectady that proves that the "old boy network" is alive and well. Full of crooked politicians, theiving town employees, and someone who drives around all day as a BTK murderer copy-cat. But hey, it's still better than Schenectady!!
officer: "Sir are you aware the town code states your grass can be no higher than three inches, and your garbage cans cannot be in plain site except on garbage day?"

citizen: "Is this Glenville or Nazi Germany?"

officer: "THAT'S ENOUGH, ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE!!!!! LIKE THESE HANDCUFFS BOY?!?!?! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH GLENVILLE POLICE!!!!!!"
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glenville 

A small one horse town in West Virginia where the horse done died.
"Hey, lets get out of this shithole called glenville!"
glenville by kristan April 5, 2005

Granville boys 

Somewhat attractive guys who are always really horny, but have small dicks. Also do a ton of drugs, and dress extremely preppy.
My boyfriend: I can tell he has a big dick
Me: It's only like 5 in.... just like all those Granville boys

Greenville Goggles 

going to Greenville College so long that the weird ugly Christian girls start to look hot.
Ben: dude Laurens looking kinda hot..
Markus: take your Greenville Goggles off and look at her snaggletooth brah.

Greenville, NC 

Greenville is a college town that totally revolves around East Carolina University. You know you're in Greenville once you're surrounded by purple and gold. Home to ECU, 25,000+ people attend this university.
You go in a stranger and come out a Pirate.
Greenville, NC by Dan Rosenblum April 18, 2005

Greville 

A dwarf with a very tiny penis and marble balls, can also be someone who urinates inside women
Greville by xDBaGGmaN July 13, 2010

Greenville Go Getta 

A boss or someone of a high status; supierior to anyone, a person having no weaknesses
Damn them Greenville Go Gettas fucked shit up today.