Glecto

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When you tear ass or fart into someones mouth while they are sleeping. A full glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, and fart into it. A full stealth glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, fart into it, and they don't wake up.

Dude your breath smells like you got a glecto last night. Hey phil, russ passed out early... lets give him a glecto!

Glecto by GT215-TeachinNiggas January 26, 2009

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Gletob

Gletob is an abstract noun. It is the experience of smelling poop when having intercouse with a woman doggy-style.

Wow, I'm not gonna sleep with her again unless she showers first, there was some serious Gletob last time!

Gletob by Kenosha Kid February 7, 2010

Related Words

Glecto • Glentoran • gectore • glecko • Glecoffing • Glect • Glecture • glentorum • Gletob • e-glect

glentoran

Northern Ireland true Premier Football Club founded 1882.

Hailing from the East side of Belfast they draw support from all over Northern Ireland (and beyond) and from both sides of the sectarian divide.

Famous for playing attractive football and great craic at games at the home ground (The Oval)

Famous players include Danny Blanchflower, Peter Docherty, Billy Bingham and current Premiership player Glen Little.

Their biggest rivals are Lifield F.C. who play their home games at Windsewer or Whinger Park. Well known for being Glasgow Rangers wannabees and hating anyone who isn't white, Protestant and a Linfield fan.

Favourite saying among glentoran fans include

Fuk the Blues

Mon the Glens

Cheer up David Jeffery

glentoran by Glen Toran September 18, 2006

glentorum

a frothy half oil/half coolant mess

Jack checked the engine oil cap this morning and it's coated in glentorum.

glentorum by Shrapnail September 14, 2012

Glecoffing

'Glecoffing' refers to the act of sadly masturbating, using your own tears as lubricant, when you couldn't pick up a girl.

Alex: (to his buddy) I thought I was good to go with Sandra, but I ended up Glecoffing all night instead.

Glecoffing by Fosterino January 27, 2013

wii-glected

state estranged children feel when parents decide to "test" their child's new birthday present for prolonged periods of time.

"Mommy, I'm hungry. I'm feeling wii-glected. We haven't eaten for hours."

wii-glected by ubtiger April 27, 2007

e-glect

1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.

2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.

3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.

Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects

"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."

"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"

"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."

e-glect by YODA November 22, 2004

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026