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glentoran 

Northern Ireland true Premier Football Club founded 1882.

Hailing from the East side of Belfast they draw support from all over Northern Ireland (and beyond) and from both sides of the sectarian divide.

Famous for playing attractive football and great craic at games at the home ground (The Oval)

Famous players include Danny Blanchflower, Peter Docherty, Billy Bingham and current Premiership player Glen Little.

Their biggest rivals are Lifield F.C. who play their home games at Windsewer or Whinger Park. Well known for being Glasgow Rangers wannabees and hating anyone who isn't white, Protestant and a Linfield fan.
Favourite saying among glentoran fans include

Fuk the Blues

Mon the Glens

Cheer up David Jeffery
glentoran by Glen Toran September 18, 2006
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Glentoran 

Glentoran are a foul loathscome football club hailing from the great unwashed part of Belfast(;bar Bluemen living there, of course). They will forever be in the shadow of Linfield FC, yet their fans tend to be disillusioned, almost as much as the 8,590,378,290 Celtic fans that went to Seville. They are uneducated eejits, and will never be the better side, they are also somewhat jealous and infuriated that Linfield's stadium is the national one, whilst there's lies shoddily under the cranes of H&W. Their manager, Paul Millar, is also somewhat (I mean extremely somewhat) deluded, with comments such as "boy, this is some squad" *guffaw*
Boy, that Glentoran team are rubbish.
Glentoran by Davie Moore July 3, 2006
City in the San Gabriel Valley about 25 miles from DT Los Angeles. Predominantly white, with a high-ranking school district and diverse housing stock. Very "Leave it to Beaver."
Many Churches and a significant amount of Mormons. Overwhelmingly Republican.

See Nouveau Riche
Man: I'm Republican, Christian, and I drive a Lifted Chevy Silverado.
Other Man: You must be from Glendora.
Glendora by sereptitious June 14, 2011

Glendora High School 

A school in an upper-middle-class neighborhood that somehow feels like a school in a low-income area. They have no actual cafeteria or stadium, the lunch line somehow gets 5 miles long 3 seconds after the bell rings, and the people here are very weird but pretty nice and welcoming.
Janiah Onfroy: I'm substituting for an AP Calc class in Glendora High School
Vivian Diaz: Isn't that the school that had a giant fight awhile ago and now has police cars around the school
Janiah Onfroy: Yup they all ghetto as hell lmao

glentorum 

a frothy half oil/half coolant mess
Jack checked the engine oil cap this morning and it's coated in glentorum.
glentorum by Shrapnail September 14, 2012
Glendora, a Suburb of LA and a RICH town!
The avrage house is over 750000 And MOST of the kids are stuck up and rich!
Duckie: I live in Glendora I am 16 and have three cars that are mine
girl: i live in azuza i am 16 and I dont Cause i am poor
Duckie: Want a ride?
girl: i am too proud
Glendora by duckie legg April 24, 2008
A GOOD city and people who hate it are just jealous because they are faggots who cant afford anything better than there ghetto houses...your gay.
Jill: I live in Glendora.
Maria: Bitch!
Jill: You're gay.
Glendora by iwillnevertellyoukk February 18, 2009
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