'Glecoffing' refers to the act of sadly masturbating, using your own tears as lubricant, when you couldn't pick up a girl.
Alex: (to his buddy) I thought I was good to go with Sandra, but I ended up Glecoffing all night instead.
by Fosterino January 27, 2013
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Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
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Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.
by The Great Divide July 9, 2010
Get the Geoffing mug.When a masculine person removes their body hair in a painful way (such as in the scene from 'The Wall' where Bob Geldof shaves his chest and causes one of his nipples to bleed.)
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