Glecoffing 

'Glecoffing' refers to the act of sadly masturbating, using your own tears as lubricant, when you couldn't pick up a girl.

Alex: (to his buddy) I thought I was good to go with Sandra, but I ended up Glecoffing all night instead.

Glecoffing by Fosterino January 27, 2013

Geoffing 

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.

“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”

Geoffing by Mowen93 October 19, 2019

Geoffing 

Facebook and cyber stalking people to gain inside information to use against them.

Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.

Geoffing by The Great Divide July 9, 2010

geldoffing 

When a masculine person removes their body hair in a painful way (such as in the scene from 'The Wall' where Bob Geldof shaves his chest and causes one of his nipples to bleed.)

He was geldoffing when he waxed his chest hairs and removed them.

geldoffing by dossantosgurus February 23, 2009