YODA's definitions

Rar

1. A sound made by my beastly self.
2. A sound made by an angered male creature of the kingdom, "animal"
3. Sound made by a male animal to signal horniness.

"Rar" signaled the lion to his feline companion

by Yoda April 28, 2003

e-glect

1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.

2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.

3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.

Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects

"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."

"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"

"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."

by YODA November 22, 2004

Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.

Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!

by Yoda August 19, 2004

Chassis

1. Noun: The female backside. Rumpshaker. Booty. Moneymaker. Ass. Heinie. Rear-end.

2. Noun: A superior hindquarters, usually on a well-proportioned female.

"Check out the chassis on that brunette hottie by the jacuzzi."

by YODA November 22, 2004

cac

cac is a Vietnamese word meaning fuck, not cock or anything else that sounds like it.
An example will not make sense unless it is in Vietnamese.

Cac to cha may.

Fuck your father's ancestors.

by yoda April 20, 2005

Manatuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"

Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'

by Yoda August 11, 2004

YodaEatsHotDogs

The description of the conditions Yoda is forced to be in while on the set of Star Wars. Hence "Eating of Hot Dogs" or well, you know what I mean. He is living in horrbile conditions, I must tell the public. When asked about his conditions, Yoda said "Free the maniacal pencils from the communist Triforce! You chauvenist pig! The men are shaving there bums and they don't see what's happening! Don't you see... I can't wait until the rainbow comes."

The conditions in which Yoda lives in are so YodaEatsHotDogs.

by Yoda March 23, 2003