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Glassmen

A bad ass mother fucker.

Positive side effects include: a feeling of being 10 feet tall and bulletproof, having the body of a god, and a tan the color of outer space.

Negative side effects include: no sense of decency or discretion, a tendency to consume colossal amounts of food in a short period of time, and an addiction to water.
Normal Guy #1: Dude, have you seen Roger?!
Normal Guy #2: Yeah, now that he's a Glassmen he's a total bamf!
by Former Glassmen October 21, 2011
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Glassman

Someone who is very transparent and cannot hide anything
That dude got convicted of a crime because he was so shit at lying, he’s a right glassman
by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict February 23, 2020
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UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT

When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.

Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.
Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.

Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.

Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.
by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018
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Grassmen

Basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton
Todd: who are those little green men roaming around the grass?
Piper: they’re grassmen, basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton you idiot!
by chewyrat April 15, 2022
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sexual glassment

When someone is having sex and they do it in front of a window naked as fuck
by Pookiejay October 21, 2017
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glassmeyer

Andrew Glassmeyer= Football
Wil= Tennis
Ryan= Dirt bike
Lucy=Basketball
by Florida theo April 8, 2019
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Glassmanet

Skipping gym class again today?? She/He is a hopeless glassmanet!
by Otto the Hunter #2 September 18, 2019
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