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Glassbag 

A douchebag who feels the need to wear Google Glass at all times
Look at that Glassbag, I just want to hit him in the solar plexus
Glassbag by JMSleazy January 1, 2014

Grassage 

A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.
I gave her boobs a bit of grassage
Grassage by Picklington November 8, 2017

grassball 

The game of soccer, without any rules.
Let's play grassball during recess!
grassball by Kaitlin May 13, 2005

Grassage 

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.
fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "
Grassage by orio92 May 3, 2010

Grassback 

A racist colloquialism originating in the north west of England, referring to a person of darker skin tone. It is thought to have originated from the whip marks on slaves' backs, which, from a distance, look like long blades of grass stuck to the back.
Look over there, it's a grassback.
Grassback by The Big Baby September 30, 2012
A form of baiting that substitutes engagement with pathologization. Instead of addressing arguments, the Grassbaiter diagnoses the speaker: "touch grass," "take your meds," "you need therapy," "go outside." The term derives from the classic "touch grass" insult—meaning you're so online you've lost touch with reality—but extends to any attempt to frame the other person as mentally unwell, socially maladjusted, or psychologically broken. Grassbait isn't about exchanging ideas; it's about disqualifying the person having them. The goal is to make the target defensive, to cast doubt on their sanity, and to position the baiter as the healthy, normal one. It's disagreement by diagnosis, argument by armchair psychiatry.
"I spent weeks researching and writing a detailed critique of a harmful policy. First comment: 'You need to touch grass and get off Twitter.' That's Grassbait—not engaging with a single point, just pathologizing my existence. My research becomes 'proof' I'm mentally ill. Checkmate by diagnosis."
Grassbait by Abzugal February 24, 2026
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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