Glarning 

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

Glarning by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025

gwarning

whats going on/what u bin doin

ite geez wats gwarning

gwarning by GEORGE ENGLISH December 15, 2008

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Gwarning

Gwarding means = what is going on

Alex “ what’s gwarning?”
Georgia “Josh is a cunt”

Gwarning by JessJ69 July 4, 2018

Flange Glaring 

Flange glaring means to expect one's vagina before going in

I can't believe you were flange glaring for so long then backed away as if something was wrong down there

Flange Glaring by WeeCrombo649 November 13, 2022

Glaring 

A group of cats.

There's a glaring up ahead.

Glaring by Xtinas October 27, 2016

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?

Glarking by Baresark February 17, 2023