Glarbing 

geeking off fentanyl fr

bro they put fent in my ecstasy I was glarbing

Glarbing by Vitek Kvitek July 9, 2024

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Garbing 

When someone does something irrational or unnecessarily annoying to the dismay of all surrounding people

Hey! That person over there is Garbing!

Garbing by WeirdPerson746 May 8, 2023

Garbing the Caramel 

Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.

Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!

Guy two: I agree completely!!

Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.

Garbing the Caramel by Shoopiewaa March 1, 2012

Garbing 

grinding one's erection hard into the mattress

"my cock is red raw from that massive garbing sesh last night"

Garbing by mhg February 28, 2013

Glorbing 

To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.

I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.

Glorbing by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011

Flange Glaring 

Flange glaring means to expect one's vagina before going in

I can't believe you were flange glaring for so long then backed away as if something was wrong down there

Flange Glaring by WeeCrombo649 November 13, 2022