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Glarbing 

bro they put fent in my ecstasy I was glarbing
Glarbing by Vitek Kvitek July 9, 2024
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The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.
"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!
glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010
When someone does something irrational or unnecessarily annoying to the dismay of all surrounding people
Garbing by WeirdPerson746 May 8, 2023

Garbing the Caramel 

Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.
Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!

Guy two: I agree completely!!

Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
grinding one's erection hard into the mattress
"my cock is red raw from that massive garbing sesh last night"
Garbing by mhg February 28, 2013

Glorbing 

To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.
I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.
Glorbing by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011

Flange Glaring 

Flange glaring means to expect one's vagina before going in
I can't believe you were flange glaring for so long then backed away as if something was wrong down there
Flange Glaring by WeeCrombo649 November 13, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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