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When you nut and puke at the same time
Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing
Garfing by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016
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The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.
"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!
glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

garfingle 

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.
Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.
garfingle by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012
When you cum on a sleeping girl's face or body
"I drank too much and glorfed on my little sister last night"
"glorfing is why you shouldn't sleep in the apartment with the window open"
Glorfing by Penis is a vegetable September 27, 2017
you get this feeling when you are Kandie Flipping (ecstacy and LSD) and your body trys to move past the 5 senses and collapses.
Im straight up garfing right now my wall is rippling
Garfing by Skroddle July 7, 2008

Flange Glaring 

Flange glaring means to expect one's vagina before going in
I can't believe you were flange glaring for so long then backed away as if something was wrong down there
Flange Glaring by WeeCrombo649 November 13, 2022