Glarfing 

Vomiting with a significant other as a bonding moment; not sexual in any way.

"Me and my girlfriend are so much closer after some glarfing."

Glarfing by Pseudonuts March 21, 2023

Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

Garfing by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

garfingle 

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.

Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.

garfingle by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012

Glorfing

When you cum on a sleeping girl's face or body

"I drank too much and glorfed on my little sister last night"
"glorfing is why you shouldn't sleep in the apartment with the window open"

Glorfing by Penis is a vegetable September 27, 2017

Garfing

you get this feeling when you are Kandie Flipping (ecstacy and LSD) and your body trys to move past the 5 senses and collapses.

Im straight up garfing right now my wall is rippling

Garfing by Skroddle July 7, 2008

Flange Glaring 

Flange glaring means to expect one's vagina before going in

I can't believe you were flange glaring for so long then backed away as if something was wrong down there

Flange Glaring by WeeCrombo649 November 13, 2022