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Glarfl Marfle 

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Nasal hair that grows from the arms. Must be cut once a week to avoid contamination. However it can be used to stop bleeding when a cut is made.

Only occurs in rare cases.
"Woah, that guys Glarfl Marfle is crazy!"
"We've got a man down! James, get some of your Glarfl Marfle!"

garflald 

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Shut up you fucking Garflald.
garflald by Jesus Garflald July 16, 2021

Gnarfle the Garthok 

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A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.
You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Garfleck

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1. Jennifer Garner + Ben Affleck
2. An unfortunate nickname, because Jen could get so much better
Garfleck had their first baby Violet, in December 2006.
Garfleck by Danny Cheng June 11, 2006

Glargle Shnargling 

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The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.
"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."
Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

glarfat

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|glärfat|

noun

a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)

ORGIN: coined in 2012 by Sage Cammers-Goodwin and Abigail Goodman
No matter how many layers I wear, I always feel cold without my glarfat.

Come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!
glarfat by sageandabby January 20, 2012
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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