Glarfl

The word used when opening a bottle of ketchup without shaking it first, and tomato liquid comes out.

Guy 1: I just got a new bottle of ketchup for the hot dogs.
Guy 2: Sweet *opens bottle without shaking* DAMN IT, I GOT GLARFL ON MY HOT DOG!

by Heccing WEABOO December 20, 2019

Glarfl Marfle

Nasal hair that grows from the arms. Must be cut once a week to avoid contamination. However it can be used to stop bleeding when a cut is made.

Only occurs in rare cases.

"Woah, that guys Glarfl Marfle is crazy!"
"We've got a man down! James, get some of your Glarfl Marfle!"

by George Taylor May 19, 2007

garflald

Garfield with autism.

Shut up you fucking Garflald.

by Jesus Garflald July 16, 2021

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Garfleck

1. Jennifer Garner + Ben Affleck
2. An unfortunate nickname, because Jen could get so much better

Garfleck had their first baby Violet, in December 2006.

by Danny Cheng June 11, 2006

Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

by Dildevich February 22, 2011

glarfat

|glärfat|

noun

a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)

ORGIN: coined in 2012 by Sage Cammers-Goodwin and Abigail Goodman

No matter how many layers I wear, I always feel cold without my glarfat.

Come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!

by sageandabby January 20, 2012