Glarf

upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".

"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"

by tim downard December 9, 2008

glarf

glarf is a word inspired the sound of a cock in one's throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives...

what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.

by glarf mcgee June 15, 2010

glarf

a dumb fuck

your such a glarf

by Jamie June 4, 2004

glarf

Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.

A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."

by Charlie A November 9, 2008

Glarf

(verb) The act of mega splooge

He told his wife he was about to glarf!

by Villicous October 3, 2022

Garfield's friend Odie

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.

Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Andrew Garfield

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.

andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee

by heybesties March 13, 2021