glarf

glarf is a word inspired the sound of a cock in one's throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives...

what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.

by glarf mcgee June 15, 2010

glarf

a dumb fuck

your such a glarf

by Jamie June 4, 2004

glarf

Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.

A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."

by Charlie A November 9, 2008

Glarf

upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".

"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"

by tim downard December 9, 2008

glarfe

loser frog guy

Person 1: i hate glarfe
person 3: m,e too
person 2: i am glarf

by Glarfe July 26, 2022

Glarf

(verb) The act of mega splooge

He told his wife he was about to glarf!

by Villicous October 3, 2022

Glarfing

Vomiting with a significant other as a bonding moment; not sexual in any way.

"Me and my girlfriend are so much closer after some glarfing."

by Pseudonuts March 21, 2023