glaister

A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes

That guy loves England so much he is glaister

glaister by baz123456 February 3, 2009

SOPhie glaister 

She is an ugly slag if there’s one way to describe her it would be a cheesy moon. Her only pal is Emily Girdwood because everyone hates her as she’s the slyest person ever and has shagged 1001 times. Don’t forget that she never stops eating so there no surprise that she’s the size of a truck. Oh and you can’t miss that massive forehead of hers. She also lives Hours away from York so she can never be seen by anyone cos she’s to far away

Have you smelt her fishy fanny?? Who, Sophie glaister?? Yeah, she’s the biggest slag about. Yeah i know 1001 times apparently

SOPhie glaister by Tell sfifishor February 19, 2019

glassterbate 

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate 

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

gaister 

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.

that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock

gaister by steve segal December 19, 2007

Eleanor glister scara 

a female that is Eleanora glister scara makes animation projects with Dragonframe and shares it online.

"I have heard of Eleanor glister scara and viewed her projects. "

Eleanor glister scara by Eleanor Glister Scara May 10, 2023

gladsterbating 

The Act of masturbating while wrapped in Glad Wrap(cling film)

While his parents weren't home, he wrapped himself up and started gladsterbating.

gladsterbating by Chromecide March 11, 2008