She is an ugly slag if there’s one way to describe her it would be a cheesy moon. Her only pal is Emily Girdwood because everyone hates her as she’s the slyest person ever and has shagged 1001 times. Don’t forget that she never stops eating so there no surprise that she’s the size of a truck. Oh and you can’t miss that massive forehead of hers. She also lives Hours away from York so she can never be seen by anyone cos she’s to far away

Have you smelt her fishy fanny?? Who, Sophie glaister?? Yeah, she’s the biggest slag about. Yeah i know 1001 times apparently

SOPhie glaister by Tell sfifishor February 19, 2019

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glassterbate

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

gaister

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.

that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock

gaister by steve segal December 19, 2007

Eleanor glister scara

a female that is Eleanora glister scara makes animation projects with Dragonframe and shares it online.

"I have heard of Eleanor glister scara and viewed her projects. "

Eleanor glister scara by Eleanor Glister Scara May 10, 2023

gladsterbating

The Act of masturbating while wrapped in Glad Wrap(cling film)

While his parents weren't home, he wrapped himself up and started gladsterbating.

gladsterbating by Chromecide March 11, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026