The highly undesirable state of being both
ginger and
bald. Defined as a
chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.
McDonaldism is a
common consequence of premature Galdness.
"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please
spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"
That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.