Gladyness

She is friends with Elizabeth because she gets paid to be.

Gladyness has 5k in her pocket.

by studentman May 12, 2023

Line of Gayness

Doing something so gay that you can't save yourself by saying no homo.

no.. no man.. you crossed the line of gayness.. youre fucking homo now

by secret_vet February 21, 2011

Glyness

The most unique, and coolest name ever.

Usually people with the name Glyness are cool, hot, smart, and have awesome bodies.

"Dude Glyness is the shit!"

by Al-Face February 27, 2008

Galdness

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.

Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003

bible of gayness

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.

Hey man wanna read the bible of gayness?
Sure!

by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021