Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

Gladness by *prrr* July 8, 2020

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Galdness

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

Galdness by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

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Gadness

The act and ability of making any situation better then it is. Sheer epicness in the flesh...gadness is the epitome of awesome and the bringer of sexy-ness to any place.

Damn! That's Gadness!

Gadness by JustForTheLoL July 15, 2011

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Gladyness

She is friends with Elizabeth because she gets paid to be.

Gladyness has 5k in her pocket.

Gladyness by studentman May 12, 2023

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Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore

Wow, a mutual glad-ness???

Glad-ness by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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