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Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.
Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.
by *prrr* July 8, 2020
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Galdness

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.
McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.
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Gadness

The act and ability of making any situation better then it is. Sheer epicness in the flesh...gadness is the epitome of awesome and the bringer of sexy-ness to any place.
Damn! That's Gadness!
by JustForTheLoL July 15, 2011
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Gladyness

She is friends with Elizabeth because she gets paid to be.
Gladyness has 5k in her pocket.
by studentman May 12, 2023
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Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore
Wow, a mutual glad-ness???
by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023
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