Gladness 

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

Gladness by *prrr* July 8, 2020

Galdness 

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

Galdness by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

Gadness 

The act and ability of making any situation better then it is. Sheer epicness in the flesh...gadness is the epitome of awesome and the bringer of sexy-ness to any place.

Damn! That's Gadness!

Gadness by JustForTheLoL July 15, 2011

Gladyness 

She is friends with Elizabeth because she gets paid to be.

Gladyness has 5k in her pocket.

Gladyness by studentman May 12, 2023

Glad-ness 

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore

Wow, a mutual glad-ness???

Glad-ness by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023