The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.
McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.
"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"
That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.
"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"
That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015
Get the Galdness mug.The act and ability of making any situation better then it is. Sheer epicness in the flesh...gadness is the epitome of awesome and the bringer of sexy-ness to any place.
Damn! That's Gadness!
by JustForTheLoL July 15, 2011
Get the Gadness mug.The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.
Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.
by *prrr* July 8, 2020
Get the Gladness mug.