Girthwood

An individual who has a penis that has accumulated a large sum of width, length and breadth

Do you know that guy Matthew?

Yeah, apparently his friends call him girthwood.

Can you get me his number please?!?!

by Dizzying man of gilly July 19, 2022

girdwood

a pot smoking tourest town about 35 miles from anchorage alaska.

girdwood has some good weed.

by girdwoodgirl51 June 11, 2008

Girlwood

The tingling sensation or reaction a female feels when aroused. The beginning of a wet spot.

As she watched him walk across the room she had instant girlwood.

by Honorary Aussie Sonja May 2, 2009

girlhood

the state, shared experience, and mindset of being a girl. not yet a woman, but the coming of age memories/moments each girl experiences as they grow. girlhood can be shaped by both shared and individual experiences, feelings, and moments in a girls life.

being 17 at a taylor swift concert is a fundamental moment of girlhood

by anonymous September 11, 2023

GirthWorld

So Girthy that the girth could be considered world worthy. Like Camping world, where you get all your camping supplies, but with weiner girth, where you get too much of your girthy needs.

I was trying to give this super fly boy a BJ, but it was completely girthworld down there that the girth couldn't fit in my mouth.

by Sydney Mcpooperson May 2, 2009

girthgod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

girlhood shit

Activities, keepsakes or strong memories from a female's childhood days; not to be confused with boyhood shit and its long-standing relationships with Power Ranger marathons or excessively annoying 3 a.m. back-to-back turntable sessions of Hawaii Five-0 and A-Team theme songs covered by groups with names like, "Hungover Forever Love Mister Man"

The coed finally gathered courage and ripped open the faded box her mother sent her after she'd moved to the Big Apple. It held most sacred girlhood shit, her's and that of departed same-gender ancestors: Barbie fashion plates, cleverly concealing in their epic template compartment a sad, unused contraceptive fossil. (But, the coed mused, perhaps "The Sponge" qualified more as old school twenty-something shit.) Other artifacts she discovered made her long to have lived out her own meh surrounded-by-shit girlhood during colonial times, especially the gray-green potions and brittle, moldy, black bottled herbs of her witchy predecessors. Perhaps girlhood wasn't such shit after all.

by savedbyfacebutmostlyface February 6, 2013