Girthpods 

The name given to unofficial Apple AirPod replicas which are easily identified by their significantly more rotund stem

‘Damn that guys rocking some girthy-ass pods’

‘My new girthpods make everything sound like its from a 1980s cassette player #retro’

Girthpods by Roseafficianado June 24, 2019

girthgod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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girthgod by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

girthiosity 

Girthiosity is the deep curiosity someone has in regards to a man’s penis circumference or “thickness”. Girthiosity is a much stronger sense of wonder than its close counterpart “Curiosity”.

“My Girthiosity is out of control. I just have to know how thick it is.”

“I believe you have a lot of girthiosity.”

“That’s called girthiosity I think.”

girthiosity by TopN0tch_xx November 28, 2020