girthgod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

Girthpods

The name given to unofficial Apple AirPod replicas which are easily identified by their significantly more rotund stem

‘Damn that guys rocking some girthy-ass pods’

‘My new girthpods make everything sound like its from a 1980s cassette player #retro’

by Roseafficianado June 24, 2019

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024