girthgod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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girthgod by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

Girthpods 

The name given to unofficial Apple AirPod replicas which are easily identified by their significantly more rotund stem

‘Damn that guys rocking some girthy-ass pods’

‘My new girthpods make everything sound like its from a 1980s cassette player #retro’

Girthpods by Roseafficianado June 24, 2019

Girth God 

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

Girth God by TRocky74 January 16, 2024