Ginnigivitis 

An infection Ginni Thomas allegedly gave Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to keep him hospitalized while the story of her Q-Anon texts to the former White House Chief of Staff broke on the news.

This infection starts in the mouth (eww) and quickly spreads to the brain, which may explain why he was the only justice to cast a dissenting vote on the release of White House records to the Jan 6th committee with nary an explanation.

Some theoretical cures are: ear plugs, separate bedrooms and an attempt to grow a spine.

Anita Hill was called to make a comment but she just laughed and hung up.

Justice Thomas was hospitalized with a bad case of Ginnigivitis. He will need to remain in quarantine from his wife if there is any hope for a cure.

Ginnigivitis by CoolerHeadsPrevail March 25, 2022

gingivitis 

1)a gum disease that occurs from not brushing your teeth
2)slang for a person with messsed up teeth
3)a short black chick with a attitude that has bad teeth/gums ((Casteel, J.)

1)The gum disease gingivitis can be prevented by brushing, flossing, and Listerine
2)Half of the chicks I met in England were good looking gingivitis bitches
3)Gingivitis is very, very short and needs to possibly STFU for a while

gingivitis by Captain Jean-Luc Piccard August 19, 2004

gingivitis 

swollen gums through giving too much felatio

Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!

gingivitis by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Vag gingivitis 

A smelly vagina. A stinky pussy.

"I hooked up with this girl and damn did she have some bad Vag gingivitis. There was no way I was going down there".

Vag gingivitis by KcB-wood December 17, 2008

asshole gingivitis 

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.

"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"

asshole gingivitis by Steven G. September 4, 2008

gingivitis-jitsu 

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.

I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.

gingivitis-jitsu by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013

gingivitis 

The aftermath of scoring with a "ginge". ie a mankly horrible ginger haired fat person.

The gums become swollen and sore. The breath becomes unbearable and in some extreme cases ginger hair will grow on the face of the infected non-ginge.

The said ginge falls in love with the ginivitee and stalks him until he is forced to judo chop her back to reality.

Nigel: I tonsil-hockeyed the shit outa that ginge last night...now I can't get away from her...and I have gingivitis! My gums are so sore!! I had to judo chop her in the boole earlier to get away...*high five*

gingivitis by SexySkirt! April 21, 2008