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gingivitis 

1)a gum disease that occurs from not brushing your teeth
2)slang for a person with messsed up teeth
3)a short black chick with a attitude that has bad teeth/gums ((Casteel, J.)
1)The gum disease gingivitis can be prevented by brushing, flossing, and Listerine
2)Half of the chicks I met in England were good looking gingivitis bitches
3)Gingivitis is very, very short and needs to possibly STFU for a while
Words you can keep

gingivitis 

swollen gums through giving too much felatio
Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!
gingivitis by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

gingivitis 

The aftermath of scoring with a "ginge". ie a mankly horrible ginger haired fat person.

The gums become swollen and sore. The breath becomes unbearable and in some extreme cases ginger hair will grow on the face of the infected non-ginge.

The said ginge falls in love with the ginivitee and stalks him until he is forced to judo chop her back to reality.
Nigel: I tonsil-hockeyed the shit outa that ginge last night...now I can't get away from her...and I have gingivitis! My gums are so sore!! I had to judo chop her in the boole earlier to get away...*high five*
gingivitis by SexySkirt! April 21, 2008

gingivitis-jitsu 

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.
I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.
gingivitis-jitsu by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013

Gingivitis rebirth 

Do a rainbow kiss with gingivitis
Dude i heard david did a gingivitis rebirth last night.

Vag gingivitis 

A smelly vagina. A stinky pussy.
"I hooked up with this girl and damn did she have some bad Vag gingivitis. There was no way I was going down there".
Vag gingivitis by KcB-wood December 17, 2008

asshole gingivitis 

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.
"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"
asshole gingivitis by Steven G. September 4, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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