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Masturbating while soft leading to a foamy white ejaculation
I was gulking all math class!
Gulking by Keengulker April 22, 2024
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Gulking • gulling • gunking • gucking • Gulping • Gurking • Gelking • guling • Galking • Gilking
Masturbating while soft, resulting in a white foamy ejaculation.
I was gulking in the bathroom all math class, it was awesome!
Gulking by Keengulker April 22, 2024

gooping n' gunking 

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time
charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING
A sausage shaped pillow from Indonesia.
i can't stop hugging my guling.
guling by ohbabyitsbella May 13, 2016
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.
Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!
shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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