Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 23, 2025
To gilk; first you need 3 friends and a consenting/non consenting pregnant woman of 3+ months.
Second step, one person penetrates the woman and begins to “go down” on said woman, a person begins to “milk” said woman at the same time
Third step, after the climax of the person “going down” on the woman a third friend jumps onto the poor woman’s stomach cause the unborn fetus and seminal fluids to come out in a rush
Final step, the final friend drinks up the fluids and bits and pieces of the fetas as the final act of this brutal act
Second step, one person penetrates the woman and begins to “go down” on said woman, a person begins to “milk” said woman at the same time
Third step, after the climax of the person “going down” on the woman a third friend jumps onto the poor woman’s stomach cause the unborn fetus and seminal fluids to come out in a rush
Final step, the final friend drinks up the fluids and bits and pieces of the fetas as the final act of this brutal act
“Hey Joesph I heard about your mom being pregnant, do you think me and the boys could go gilking with her?”
by unfortunatethoughts March 22, 2024