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Giftgiver 

Someone who purposefully infects you with HIV but doesn't tell you. Therefore, you go around infecting all these other bimbos without knowing you've given them the gift of HIV.
The fucking bitch Sarah from work is a giftgiver (and an excellent one at that). How many people have you given the gift to Sarah??? How many other needless victims are out in the world?!? You insane bitch! You know how hard it was for ME to tell my children that papa has the HIV and now my oldest son has to get checked (don't ask...)!!!
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gift giver 

When someone who is HIV positive infects someone HIV negative by cumming inside them.
That gift giver gave me AIDS
gift giver by Angelus69 January 5, 2006

The Half-gift Giver 

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift
Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)
The Half-gift Giver by bob_c_o January 31, 2010

Pre Indian gift giver 

When your son buys you a present and tells you what it is, then turns around and sells it before he gives it to you on Christmas. Such a Grinch act. 😢💔
A Pre Indian gift giver is when your son buys a Christmas present for his mother, tells her what it is and then turns around and sells it as he needed money. Grinch A total let down heartbreaking her heart.

gift giver 

What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.
Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.
gift giver by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003

Gift Giver 

1. Someone who has an STD and sleeps around a lot. 2. Someone who may or may not have an STD but is a whore and is always sleeping around.
That girl is the biggest gift giver, she gives the gift that keeps giving.
Gift Giver by fmab March 11, 2010

gift giver 

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
gift giver by pentozali September 25, 2013
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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