Giffytard

The giffy retard that likes dancing on the streets trying to catch pigeons and kicking cats

Your fucking mom is a giffytard. she doesnt grow up from her 5 year old stuck brain and thinks life is all fun and happy

by theKspecial July 28, 2018

Gafftard

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.

Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.

by anon Pi August 22, 2012

Giftard

a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.

headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!

by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011

giffard

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

by mike January 5, 2004

Jiffytard

Noun - Any of the low level, high school drop-outs at your local Jiffy Lube. You know, the ones who never went on to anything else.

That Jiffytard better not fuck up my car.

by myaj April 25, 2011

GIFTard

Someone who replies to posts with nothing but inane animated GIFs.

Every time I proved Jose wrong during one of his Twitter lies, he would post a GIF of Trump or some cartoon creature saying "wrong" to claim I was wrong. What a GIFTard!

by Downvoting Victim June 4, 2022