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Gafftard 

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.
Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.
Gafftard by anon Pi August 22, 2012
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a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.
headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!
Giftard by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011
a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.
giffard by mike January 5, 2004

Jiffytard 

Noun - Any of the low level, high school drop-outs at your local Jiffy Lube. You know, the ones who never went on to anything else.
That Jiffytard better not fuck up my car.
Jiffytard by myaj April 25, 2011
Someone who replies to posts with nothing but inane animated GIFs.
Every time I proved Jose wrong during one of his Twitter lies, he would post a GIF of Trump or some cartoon creature saying "wrong" to claim I was wrong. What a GIFTard!
GIFTard by Downvoting Victim June 4, 2022