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Gafftard 

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.
Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.
Gafftard by anon Pi August 22, 2012
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a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.
headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!
Giftard by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011
a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.
that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!
giffard by mike January 5, 2004

Jiffytard 

Noun - Any of the low level, high school drop-outs at your local Jiffy Lube. You know, the ones who never went on to anything else.
That Jiffytard better not fuck up my car.
Jiffytard by myaj April 25, 2011
Someone who replies to posts with nothing but inane animated GIFs.
Every time I proved Jose wrong during one of his Twitter lies, he would post a GIF of Trump or some cartoon creature saying "wrong" to claim I was wrong. What a GIFTard!
GIFTard by Downvoting Victim June 4, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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