Jiffytard

Noun - Any of the low level, high school drop-outs at your local Jiffy Lube. You know, the ones who never went on to anything else.

That Jiffytard better not fuck up my car.

by myaj April 25, 2011

jiffstard dog

A hot dog with peanutbutter and mustard on it. The combination sounds awful but somehow it works.

"Fix me another jiffstard dog, please. And use yellow mustard, not that Gray Poupon like last time."

by Boxsterbeater September 6, 2005

Giffytard

The giffy retard that likes dancing on the streets trying to catch pigeons and kicking cats

Your fucking mom is a giffytard. she doesnt grow up from her 5 year old stuck brain and thinks life is all fun and happy

by theKspecial July 28, 2018