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a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.
headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!
Giftard by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011
Words you can keep
Someone who replies to posts with nothing but inane animated GIFs.
Every time I proved Jose wrong during one of his Twitter lies, he would post a GIF of Trump or some cartoon creature saying "wrong" to claim I was wrong. What a GIFTard!
GIFTard by Downvoting Victim June 4, 2022
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Giftcard Giveaway 

When you want someone to join your free gift card giveaway by liking the video, turning on notifications, subscribing to the channel and commenting down below 'I subscribed'
Wanna join my free giftcard giveaway?
Giftcard Giveaway by JTDOLAN January 1, 2018
1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it
"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"
gittard by bullyphil August 22, 2019
A person from Gibraltar who has very limited IQ and messes up constantly
Derek you are a f***ing Gibtard
Gibtard by Gibtelecom August 2, 2018
noun; a very smooth guy who has real good game; usually a player but when he falls in love with someone he is loyal to that one person; charismatic and funny guy who has a lot of friends and can make anyone like him; also loves using the words yeee and green; obviously a Palm Beach native
Gifard is the man.
Gifard by JoMoses October 8, 2008
A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.
"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"
gimtard by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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