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Known for being a unbearable- manipulative bitch. Giese "manipulative", Gieseke "bitch". A rudy poot that tries too hard. Self obsorbed in vanity king. Says things to only benefit their own self-image, even if its not true or is hypocrisy.
Guy drinks beer. Girl drinks beer.
Guy: All she does is drink beer. *gossiping about girl and looking at self in mirror*.

*girl tries to enjoy beer with friend*.
Girl: He is such a gieseking...

*meanwhile guy doesn't understand the song....
🎶"man in the mirror"🎶*

😆 I'm askin him to change his ways! 📢...

🔊 I'm Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life ☝
🌈 It's Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference 🌍
✊Gonna Make It Right . . . ✌
Gieseking by Br8k39OwnVice September 29, 2017
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geekingese 

It's a breed of geeked up peeps, people that stay high on tweek all the time
Dude what's wrong with that girl she looks high as fuck?
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.
geekingese by ashane May 28, 2017

Gleeking 

That long stream of spit that sprays out from under your tongue.
I have a gleeking problem! I didn't mean to but I was talking to him and I totally gleeked everywhere!
Gleeking by DestielandPhanforever October 10, 2015

FawWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor ShtuUPid 

its means what the fuck are you actually doing you fucking idiot.. FaWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor SHtuUPid
Hunter , FawWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor ShtuUPid
Overly excited about a simple thing; excited about something that most people would not find exciting.
I'm totally geeking that I won that bean grinder on eBay.
GEEKING by nifer July 9, 2003

gleeking 

Originated from the 70's superhero cartoon Spaceghost where a space monkey character named Gleek from the planet Exxor would often spit from under his tongue. The word 'gleeking' was derived from this action.
"Nice going, Gleek. I didn't think anything could stop Super-mouth! Your gleeking has once again saved the universe!"
gleeking by MarcG December 12, 2008

geeking on that water 

geeking on that water is slang for saying that your drinking water that has had a molly or several dissolved into it. Molly is a pure form of MDMA gets you high as FUCK and the word geeking is a term for excitement .
this word is being defined in the song " drunk in love " by The Weeknd where he says " I've been popping, I've been rolling , since I was 17 I've been geeking on that water "
geeking on that water by xoduane January 17, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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