Getting housed 

Getting Housed is when you go to the hospital during a bad trip and they kick your door down and take all your shit

"I just got done getting housed by Merrifield Crisis Center who ransacked my shit and stole $100,000 worth of consumants that were supposed to last me until I was 50."

Getting housed by Codey Neal October 12, 2019

getting house

"Getting house" is a colloquial term referring to a type of applause that occurs during a musical performance, especially an exhibition of jazz music. The musicians work to build incredible intensity, or other various, clever emotional connections to their audience, and when overcome by feelings of joy and appreciation, members may immediately and briefly clap, whistle or shout, to show their feelings of appreciation to the musician or musicians performing on stage. This type of display is inappropriate in various other settings, such as performances of traditional classical music.

"The sax player is playing a swingin' solo, and I'm glad he's really getting house!"

getting house by whooa April 26, 2006

getting hosed 

1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose

2) being sprayed down with a water hose

1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

2) my priest caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

getting hosed by drexel bugsly September 9, 2006

getting hosed 

To be deceived, cheated, swindled, ripped off and/or suckered out of your hard-earned money. To be on the losing end of a deal.

I'm getting hosed by the insurance company because they're not paying out on my claims for Ozempic.

getting hosed by GettingTalkedAt April 1, 2024

Getting Crazy Horsed 

Getting Crazy Horsed:
Getting crazy horsed refers to a sexual move when a person sticks his/her penis into their partners nose and sprays theres seed into their partners nose. The semen then drips out of the partners nose and into there mouth. When this happens the giver must yell "YOU'VE BEEN ...CRAZY HORSED" in order for the move to be complete. All semen must be swallowed in order for the move to be completed.

Grant: "Hey I invented a new sexual move, its called getting crazy horsed"

Matt: "What is getting crazy horsed"

Grant: "Want to find out?"

Getting Crazy Horsed by TedKennedy1856 July 9, 2010

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

Getting paged by the White House by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011