Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

Ozempic

OH OH OH

OZEMPIC

OH WOAH OH OHHHHHHHHHH

Guy 1: Yo how does the jingle for the Ozempic ad go?
Guy 2: Oh Oh Oh, Ozempic! Oh Woah Oh Ohhhhhhh.
Guy 1: Thanks.

by blu b thats me June 8, 2023

ozempic

adjective
(of a person or their build) gracefully thin; slenderly built (used approvingly).

her ozempic figure

by pseudorian July 5, 2023

ozempic

ur ass cheeks

or could also mean:
awesome pic (awesome picture)

first definition: ur ozempic is lookin real fine.
shake that ozempic on me.
second definition: what an ozempic! that’s an ozempic.

by Sab rose May 16, 2021

Ozempic

An unflattering term.

Oh she isn’t busted, she’s ozempic.

by Patryk3 March 19, 2024

ozempic

A weight loss drug that has one of the best commercials known to mankind.

Peter: Yo, Have you heard that really catchy commercial?
Joe: OH OH OH OZEMPIC UH OH UH OHHHH..

by atoms can touch May 2, 2024

Ozempic

JUST STOP EATING BREAD YOU FAT BITCH!

Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024