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Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.
Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.
by nickgdb July 20, 2009
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krahy-sis noun,

A self inflicted gasoline problem caused by a flock of morons. Usually this flock lacks of common sense. You can locate

flocks like these in the Dallas, Fort Worth area.
"Did y'all hear a few Quick Trips might not refuel a couple of their stations on time?"
"OMG let's panic y'all and buy up as much gas as we can!!"

"I need to fill up my unnecessarily large pickup that I don't use as a pickup to compensate for my tiny pecker"

"Y'all!!! 7-11 done is bein' refueled!! Let's rush it y'all... 'cause them field technicians, delivery folks, ubers and lyft people are the anti Jesus!! Get the fuel before them people do!"

"Y'all? I caint get gas anywhere! They done been sucked dry! We have a major crisis y'all"
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by El_Weavo April 19, 2018
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1. The moment you realize you didn't save you Word Document

2. 4 Year-Olds force you into a bathroom and guard the door so you cannot escape
Jim: Gah! My Word Document! I didn't save!
Mother: Ooh, that seems like a big crisis.
Jim: YUP
by Youtttttt November 29, 2011
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Plural form of 'crisis'.
All these people are suffering from similar crises! Look at 'em go!
by Cyde September 15, 2003
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SYLLABICATION:
cri·sis
PRONUNCIATION:
kr??s?s
ADJECTIVE:
Inflected forms: cri·si·ed out , crizz·le crise
1. Not good; bad.
That food was crisis.
2. Informal Departing from moderation, especially:
a. Possessed by inappropriate glee, too gay. Kidco and his mans and them are crisis.
b. Immoderately and immodestly fond of something wack; infatuated with bullshit:
He's feeling that new Range. What a crisis blumpkin.
c. Intensely involved or preoccupied:
The kid is crisis with all that rasta shit.
d. Foolish or impractical; senseless:
That is a crisis approach to pulling hos.
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crisis is a video project created by rourc videography in 2018. it consists of a series of short low-fi photo documentary films that reflect on the few years that young people or teenagers experience and the time you spend with your friends and family when you are young.

crisis was inspired by the many times people have mentioned that they miss their care-free childhood, teenage years and times when they were young ‘wishing they could go back’ and experience it all over again, not needing to worry about paying bills ect. and spending all their time with their friends and the people they love.

crisis is filmed and edited by rourc in brighton, a small city in the united kingdom, and features sad, deep, or usually low fi hip hop or alternative soundtrack. some crisis films have many different parts in one video and they all add up collectively in a series.
crisis volume one
by deadrabbit114 January 16, 2020
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A british punk band in the 70's that had an unordinary and melodic approach to music of its kind. The band later slipt to form the enigmatic "death in june" which has basically fucked up songs about the holocaust and other obscure subjects. Crisis, in my opinion, was an overall great band.
songs by crisis:
* pc1984
* holocaust
* uk
* white youth
by israel migdalski November 19, 2005
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