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Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.
Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.
by nickgdb July 20, 2009
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krahy-sis noun,

A self inflicted gasoline problem caused by a flock of morons. Usually this flock lacks of common sense. You can locate

flocks like these in the Dallas, Fort Worth area.
"Did y'all hear a few Quick Trips might not refuel a couple of their stations on time?"
"OMG let's panic y'all and buy up as much gas as we can!!"

"I need to fill up my unnecessarily large pickup that I don't use as a pickup to compensate for my tiny pecker"

"Y'all!!! 7-11 done is bein' refueled!! Let's rush it y'all... 'cause them field technicians, delivery folks, ubers and lyft people are the anti Jesus!! Get the fuel before them people do!"

"Y'all? I caint get gas anywhere! They done been sucked dry! We have a major crisis y'all"
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1. The moment you realize you didn't save you Word Document

2. 4 Year-Olds force you into a bathroom and guard the door so you cannot escape
Jim: Gah! My Word Document! I didn't save!
Mother: Ooh, that seems like a big crisis.
Jim: YUP
by Youtttttt November 29, 2011
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Plural form of 'crisis'.
All these people are suffering from similar crises! Look at 'em go!
by Cyde September 15, 2003
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SYLLABICATION:
cri·sis
PRONUNCIATION:
kr??s?s
ADJECTIVE:
Inflected forms: cri·si·ed out , crizz·le crise
1. Not good; bad.
That food was crisis.
2. Informal Departing from moderation, especially:
a. Possessed by inappropriate glee, too gay. Kidco and his mans and them are crisis.
b. Immoderately and immodestly fond of something wack; infatuated with bullshit:
He's feeling that new Range. What a crisis blumpkin.
c. Intensely involved or preoccupied:
The kid is crisis with all that rasta shit.
d. Foolish or impractical; senseless:
That is a crisis approach to pulling hos.
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A british punk band in the 70's that had an unordinary and melodic approach to music of its kind. The band later slipt to form the enigmatic "death in june" which has basically fucked up songs about the holocaust and other obscure subjects. Crisis, in my opinion, was an overall great band.
songs by crisis:
* pc1984
* holocaust
* uk
* white youth
by israel migdalski November 19, 2005
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An older man with bad hygiene that dates real young women.
Ol' girl is only like 9; yo really Crisis'd it.
by Los March 06, 2003
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