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Get a job
Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."
Guy "Get a job!"
Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."
Guy "Get a job!"
Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."
Get a job!
A famously well known diss from the 80s meaning "get a life" as we call it now
People tend to use it when someone is being ignorant or annoying.. And the comeback itself makes the other persons insult not as funny.
People tend to use it when someone is being ignorant or annoying.. And the comeback itself makes the other persons insult not as funny.
Woman: We have to talk, thinking about killing yourself or not its one of the hardest decisions you can make.
Veronica: Get a Job!
Veronica: Get a Job!
Get a job! by Yagoooo June 14, 2011
Get a job!
A retort heard during protests when the speaker has no relevant response to an argument. Typically used at night, on the weekend and/or when the speaker has no personal knowledge of his/her opponents employment status.
Also known as: the "ad Ars" (against the job) fallacy.
Also known as: the "ad Ars" (against the job) fallacy.
protester: My grandmother has no health insurance and the corporate death-panels will pull the plug if she doesn't get help soon.
counter-protester: Get a job!
protester: I'm self-employed.
counter-protester: Get a job!
protester: As a lawyer.
counter-protester: Get a job!
counter-protester: Get a job!
protester: I'm self-employed.
counter-protester: Get a job!
protester: As a lawyer.
counter-protester: Get a job!
Get a job! by Tha Cheat October 6, 2009
Get a job!
Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Get a job! by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
get a job lil nigga
get a job lil nigga by ThatBomberKid September 11, 2023
get a job lil nigga
idk why this started but.. on instagram all the 12 year old white boys and some actual niggas say this to little kids on reals doing literally anything
get a job lil nigga by Mr.Onyxxx September 10, 2023
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