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Gerter is the name of the best furniture company across Europe. Not only do they provide the best furniture across European countries they are also a means of entertainment for 15-year-old schoolboys as they chant the name "GERTER" in the halls and corridors of the school.
DeQuavis: Y'all should get some Gerter Furniture for your house.
DeShawn: Alright Bruh.
Whole school: DAYE GEHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gerter by jAsOnGeH February 24, 2019
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the Kitty Getter 

This describes the cat version of the Boogie Man and explains the cautious behavior of cats.
Fluffy peeks around corners ti make sure the Kitty Getter doesn't grab her!
the Kitty Getter by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2017
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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011
Describes someone who needs a sugar daddy to survive.
BoyA- what's a geiter?
Boy2- never heard of a "geiter" before.
geiter by Funnyyyy February 26, 2017

go-getter 

someone wants the best in life and they work hard to get to make it happen for themselves nobody stops them.
We went to a job program and we had go-getters who want to look for a job and want to make it happen in job force market.
go-getter by Wisdomgirl November 17, 2013

Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009

p-getter 

One who gets pussy often. A pussy-getter.
Last night you were a true p-getter. You brought home two Asian girls.

David Beckham, Michael Phelps, Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods.
p-getter by Marcus Bunny July 6, 2008
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