gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 7, 2007

gerke

A massive pile of Shit

Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.

by Mule1234 June 6, 2018

Gerke

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.

In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.

by Peacedawg November 21, 2009

Gerke

A beautiful and strong women, with a hilarious sense of humor. A person, who spreads love and comfort. A person, who thrives with their intelligence and intellect.

Gerke is a beautiful women.

by TheoneandonlyL.H. November 25, 2021

attention geekers

Probably work in neu media or meme-pushers....meeeeeeme.

People who go to pop-up stuff, small but spectacular and special.

Are really into every single piece of technology regardless whether it's use or ornament. But, and this is really important, know all vital cultural references usually through films. Original Star Wars in particular.

'Cos it's all just so wicked. (and cool, right?)

after The Gadget Show UK

Typical attention geekers scenario;

Me 1) 'waaaahay, I've just turned my Star Wars light sabre into a smart-sabre so I can pay for my bus ticket Jedi-like. Woosh'

Me1.1) 'wow, that's so cool...must get me one, mopho'

by chiendalu June 3, 2013

Gerde

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011