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an imaginary friend(but he's actually real), who's never there, until he is.

he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?

Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?

person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?

Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
Gerkel by DrilleGnome August 17, 2024
Words you can keep
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?
Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017
Related Words
Gerkel Gergely gerke gerken germel gerel GERELLE gerked Gerelly gergel
Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
Gurkel by Sundog_ November 4, 2014
A pimp , a mac, a player . Everything you’ll ever want to be . Gerrell is known for being very athletic and also known for getting mad girls . He’s probably your girlfriends crush on the low
Gerrell is really that n****
Gerrell by Victor Johnson July 28, 2020
If you have the honor to meet a Gerelyn, keep them by your side. They are some of the most caring people and won't let you down when it comes to your friendship. They are the face of beauty and can sing, dance, and act very well.
Gerelyn is a great person! You should hang with her!
Yeah, she's good at acting as well, maybe I will!
Gerelyn by SmallSuperNovaa February 21, 2020
A hickey on your taint, grundle, perineum, gooch, or whatever you so choose to call the skin bridge between pleasure town and the waste factory.
Jason always had an interest in the finer things in life and on his 28th birthday he finally received what he always desired, a gorkel. He had received hickeys in nearly everywhere on his body, but not on this part of the corporeal low countries. He went on to marry that woman.
Gorkel by Anjroo Tomiss August 19, 2013

Majka Gergelyová

catfish girl - face of jojo siwa
Daniel Zbojovský asked her for credit card information
she posted a picture of hotdog Dano
@majkagergelyova IG
Dano na to stále neprišiel😂

Majka Gergelyová z 1. ročníka.
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