Geret 

Literal chad. A alpha above every male and has a massive shlong. Women find him irresistible, and men strive to be him. Also Could kick your ass in Halo

OMG its Geret, he’s the beat

Geret by Geret Madeira November 22, 2021

Geethan 

geethan is literally the best man to ever live. He is the best man in canada and in the world.

Wow dude. Did u see that dude over there?
Yeah dude, he is such a 'geethan'

Geethan by n1cky g February 6, 2020

Geeta 

Geeta is a very pretty, smart, nice, funny and strong headed girl, she is a representation of union of goddesses Mahalakshmi Devi and Saraswati Devi

You seem to be a very nice person like Geeta.

Geeta by Bot17122204 August 7, 2020

Geeta 

Geeta is a very pretty, smart, funny, clumsy girl. She is very cute at times. She is very loyal & trust worthy. A very beautiful person who doesn't pay much attention to herself. Someone who cares about everyone's feelings. She can be pretty mean but she still cares alot. She doesn't put alot of confidence in herself and she tries everything she can to be there for somebody in need. If you get a chance to date her take it because she will make you the happiest person in the world. Once you get to meet her she is extremely shy... But then when you warm up to her, she is one chatterbox and will be pretty crazy..she will always be there for you <333

Handsomeguylovesgeeta

Geeta by anonymous October 12, 2021

Genetic Research 

1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.

Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.

Genetic Research by nuclearplants October 22, 2008

Gareth Bridges 

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.

Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.

Gareth Bridges by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009

Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.

You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.

Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009